Descartes joke
It seems to me that Descartes' book "Meditations on First Philosophy" should have been called "First Philosophy of Medications". He was clearly a multi-substance user. ;)
Also, other lame puns
If one eats live breakfast multiple times, is one then a cereal killer?
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If one is looking for a future spouse who is okay with wearing a bikini made of sweets, and one is going out with a possible choice, should one call her a "candydate"?
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Sure, and if whilst covering people in wet earth artistically, some of them suffocate to death, is one then a mass mudderer? (Laird)
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If one watches a film where nothing happens except that a bunch of pigs run around in a circle, is it boring?
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Løbetur i modvind. Me gusta(pun intended) (Arhøj)
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im the most literal person u no, literaly and non-literaly!
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[12-12-2011 06:47:46] Emil - Deleet: har set for majet House MD [12-12-2011 06:47:55] Emil - Deleet: forvænter uløker overalt nu [12-12-2011 06:47:57] Emil - Deleet: :D [12-12-2011 06:47:59] Jens Arhøj: xD [12-12-2011 06:50:27] Emil - Deleet: en mæd en stang gænem maven [12-12-2011 06:50:28] Emil - Deleet: :( [12-12-2011 06:50:49 | Edited 06:50:52] Jens Arhøj: I guess he couldn't...stomach it
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I spent 5 minutes trying to ejaculate and finally succeeded. I hope she was happy with the outcome.
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Jeg sætter pris på folk som mener at ikke alting kan gøres op i penge.
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[18:34:42] Tulimafat: "nigger"-joke... det er sort humor :P
- [30-11-2011 23:49:13] Emil - Deleet: http://epn.dk/brancher/energi/olie/article2623627.ece [30-11-2011 23:49:18] Emil - Deleet: Olieboringer i Grønland lagt på is [30-11-2011 23:49:22] Emil - Deleet: >_>_>_>_>