The universe is made of failium!
Researches [Who?] has recently discovered that the universe is made of failium. Failium is a newly discovered element which has the number 0. It has the remarkable ability to fail at whatever it is doing. So far, failium has been detected in all samples tested for it. This was done using a newly devised test. The existence of failium neatly explains, scientists claim, why there is so much fail in the world. Because, if everything is partly made of failium, then everything is bound to fail, researches claim. [Citation needed].